- It's not Tuesday, it's Buffy Day. - Your favorite day is Buffy Day.
- Buffy nights are sacred.
- You refuse to schedule anything on a Buffy night.
- You cancel all your meetings if it clashes with your Buffy Night watching.
- You measure time in "days until the next Buffy episode."
- You schedule your life around Buffy.
- You try and convert people: ie: run around yelling 'Buffys on tonight!!!!' and hug your friends when they watch Buffy.
- Whenever Buffy is on you don't ever change channel even in the adverts and no one is to speak while you are watching it.
-Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they'll be in for a long lecture the next day.
- You CANNOT go a week without watching Buffy, otherwise you go into withdrawls.
- When you keep watching the same eps over and over again.
- You have every box set/DVD collection there is.
- You tape all Buffy episodes.
- You can recite whole Buffy episode(s).
-You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.
- You cry at the end of "Becoming Part 2," and you've already seen the episode 15 times.
- You still hope Angel won't leave at the end of Graduation Day, that Angel won't turn evil at the end of Surprise, that Willow and Xander won't kiss in Lovers Walk, that Doyle won't die and well, you get the picture.
- You're still seeing a councelor about the time your friend Buffy died.
- You cried when Angel broke up w/ Buffy.
- You hold a "Buffy Marathon" for yourself every week.
- You're upset so you shove in a tragic Buffy ep just to make you feel better.
- You want to beat the shit out of somebody that disses the show.
- You discuss the events of the show with your friends as if they happened in reallife.
- When you dream about what happened in the last show you watched.
- You're on a first name basis with all the actors of BTVS except that you've never met them.
- You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.
- Everything pre-Buffy is now known as BB; Before Buffy.
- Life without BTVS appears to be meaningless.
- Your parents seriously consider putting a "WARNING, A Buffy Freak Lives Here" sign on your bedroom door.
- You frequently write to the president with a petition to make Buffy an offical subject in high school.
- In the next census you are going to put that your religion is Buffyism and you are going to post on the Bronze for everyone to do the same just so it can become an official religion.
- To you fanfiction is really non-fiction.
- You get the Irish ring (Cladagh) Angel gives to Buffy and tell everyone he gave it to you.
- You get really hyper when you hear the theme song.
- Even Cordelia starts to grow on you!
- You actually believe Sunnydale exists.
- You get a tatoo of the logo across your back.
- You watch the reruns even though you know every word, have it on tape and have watched it at least 10 times.
- You'd rather watch reruns of Buffy than going to see the new Star Wars movie!
- You watch all the repeats even though you have them on tape/DVD and you could just watch that and it wouldn't have adverts.
- When the season ends you actually cry and watch all the buffy episodes which you own all over again.
- You scream 'nooooo!!!' at the T.V whenever a Buffy episode ends; even though you have them on DVD.
- When you watch the eps on t.v. that you already own on dvd.
- You find a peice of wood on the ground and try to whittle it into a stake.
- You carry around a stake, just in case.
- You sleep with a stake under your pillow.
- You think, 'how often should I sharpen my stake to keep it in tip-top shape?'
- Everytime your hear someone ask for a steak in a restaurant you instantly think of a long wooden stick.
- You take nightly walks in your local cemetery; taking with you your trusty hand made stake.
-You won't go out past sunset unless armed to the teeth with stakes, crosses, and holy water.
- You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.
- You just need a crossbow to complete your weapon's collection.
- You nail crucifixes to your walls and over every window & door.
- You always where a cross necklace, even if you have no religion. You never know when those vamps will get you!
- You kick doors open.
- You pursue witchcraft.
- You keep telling your friends/family that you are a slayer in waiting/watcher in training.
- When someone you know has a headache, you almost find yourself asking them "What did you see?"
- When someone tries to talk about anything non-Buffy related to you, you tell them to stop wasting your Damn Time.
- You get excited whenever you hear something that rhymes with "Buffy" and then get thoroughly disappointed when it turns out to be something like "Muffy".
- You start all conversations by asking "What's your favorite TV show?" If they don't say "Buffy" you lose all respect for them and walk away.
- You swear you saw a vampire at a restaurant the night before.
- Comments like "You only have to wait a couple more months for the finale" and "It's just a TV show" really piss you off.
- You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.
- You're horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- You use Buffyisms in every day speech and wonder why you get blank looks.
- You speak in Buffy quotes.
- You can totally relate to the Buffy characters.
- As far as you are concerned, Buffy and friends are actual people.
- You make it your duty to see every film that has a character from Buffy in it!
- "True Lies" isn't a Schwarzenegger movie, it's an Eliza Dushku movie.
- You watch "Married...With Children" every day, hoping to find the ep when David guest-stars.
- You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.
- You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.
- You spend countless dollars on BTVS merchandise.
- You have all the collectibles.
- When all your friends and family buy you nothing else except buffy things..books mags, dvd's, etc. as a gift.
- You make scrapbooks devoted to the actors on Buffy.
- When you put up posters of BTVS and your 30 yrs old.
- You actually make a buffy shrine with ALL the cast's pictures.
- Your room becomes a shrine of devotion, and with continuous posters coming in, you can't bear to pull the others down!
- The Watches Guides are your bibles.
- You participate in campaigns to save BTVS.
- All your bookmarks are on Buffy sites.
- You spend nearly all of your day on BTVS web sites like this one but better.
- You spend most of your time on posting boards.
- You have a website dedicated to the shows.
- Every desktop you have on your comp is BTVS related.
- You've been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.
- You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.
- You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.
- You know your obsessed when you can come up with 100 reasons why you know your obsessed!
- You read "You know you're obsessed..." lists to find people with a common interest.
- You make a list like this!
- You add to your list regularily.
- You surf the web searching for things like "You Know You're Obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer When...", checking frantically to make sure you have completed every requirement on the list.
- Your eyes are blood shot from working on your Buffy website for too long.
